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Sarah, 22. Taken.
There's a lot of nonsense here.
I'm in love with the most amazing woman I have ever encountered.
Feel free to ask anything.
Claneckted Girlfriend <3.
Pitchslapped.
Faces, yo.

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this